ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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