that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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