I wanna bring you to show and tell
lets start a swedish sibling band together
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
