my mouth tastes like poor choices
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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