i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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