I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Randomize
