is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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