I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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