I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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