I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
i think i just lost a toe
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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