I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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