He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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