We're facebook friends in real life
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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