we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
