Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Ketchup is God's man juice
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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