I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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