I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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