please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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