But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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