And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
bring money and cleavage
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You pole danced in your parka.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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