Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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