I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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