me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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