I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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