I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
