3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Your dad touched me again.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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