Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Randomize