We won't sleep together?
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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