elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He did a backflip because drugs
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
