Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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