He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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