it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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