there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I believe in your delicious
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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