Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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