Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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