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(954): View more from Florida

You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter

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(210): View more from Texas

My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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(607): View more from New York

Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?

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(817): View more from Texas

so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

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(206): View more from Washington

I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.

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(206): View more from Washington

Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell

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(931): View more from Tennessee

How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die

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