Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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