i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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