O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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