i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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