She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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