I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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