i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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