i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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