I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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