We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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