I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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