I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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