i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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