There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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