So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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