How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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