Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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